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Top 10 P-Funk Samples

Funk turns 73 today…or more accurately, the septugenarian space alien who brought funk to Earth celebrates his birthday on this day.  In tribute to the absolutely massive influence of our favorite rainbow-dreaded, crack-smoking, motor-bootied funkmaster, today’s Top 10 celebrates the

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Top Ten Posthumous Hits

Not to be morbid, but rock and roll has a pretty high casualty rate. Something about the combination of massive substance abuse, little airplanes and rampant personality defects does not bode well for individual longevity. In spite of the many

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Top Ten Songs Covered by Phish

Philly goes Phishing tonight! We welcome the traveling circus of noodle jams and rampant drug abuse with open arms and a psychedelic haze.  Rumor has it that the band has dispensed with its penchant for covers during the current tour.

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Top Ten Amusement Park Songs

This is the week that truly kicks off vacation season so I assume many of you aren’t working right now.  If that’s true, screw you.  Screw you right in the face. I’m sorry.  You didn’t deserve that.  Ignore my jealousy.

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Top Ten Bridge and Tunnel Songs

Today’s Top Ten is a tribute to New Jersey’s honorable governor Chris Christie, who is now under investigation for a second major scandal involving abuse of the state’s transportation administration. Bad traffic is nobody’s fault. It just happens, right? Well, it’s

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Top Ten Songs That Sound Like They Might Be About Soccer But Probably Aren’t

U.S.A.!  U.S.A.! As long as everybody’s still buzzing about our improbable late-goal victory over Ghana last night, here’s a World Cup-themed (sort of) Top Ten for your consumption. Thanks to every other country in the world, there are way too

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Top Ten Coffee Songs

I have to admit, I’m feeling a little low energy today.  Apparently, my coffee isn’t going to do the job all on its own.  I’m also going to need ten songs about coffee to go with it.  As I was making

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Top Ten Covers Made Famous By The Grateful Dead

Whenever the weather starts to get warm, I find myself drawn to these guys.  Sun, redwoods and songs about girls with flowers in their hair.  It’s a Tuesday so you probably don’t have time to sit around in the grass

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Teacher’s Top 10

 

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Top 10 One Hit Wonders of 1995

10.  Rednex-Cotton Eye Joe 9.  Deadeye Dick-New Age Girl 8.  Silverchair-Tomorrow 7.  Letters To Cleo-Here and Now 6.  Skee-Lo-I Wish 5.  Montell Jordan-This is How We Do It 4.  Edwyn Collins-A Girl Like You 3.  The Toadies-Possum Kingdom 2.  Rusted

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The Rock Exchange: Top Ten Wall Street Songs

Dr. Dre and friends just sold Beats to Apple for $3.2 Billion. That makes the good doctor the world’s only billionaire to have recorded the phrase “word to the motherfuckin streets.” (Bill Gates says it all the time but he’s never

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1.21 Gigawatts of Music!: Top Ten 80s Movie Songs

I admit that you have to be in a certain kind of mood for this Top Ten List: an acid-washed-jean-jacket-with-the-sleeves-rolled-up kind of mood. These are the very best movie songs from the 1980s. If you think they lean too heavily

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